I thought I’d tell the new readers what I’m up too, and remind my old readers just in case I can help them in any way. Wait a minute, I didn’t mean old as in OLD; I meant those of you who have been reading my post for a while. I mean you guys know I’m all about PC, and it ain’t PC to call anybody old. Which bring up a question. If’n we consider forty to sixty to be middle aged, does that mean we aren’t old until we reach a-hunnerd-an-eight?
My passion is professional speaking, preaching, and teaching. That is what I would be doing full time if I could make a living doing it. In fact that is the real reason I write a blog, and why I wrote Everyday Christianity. I need exposure and the blog, and book have done a great job in getting me known. I know what I am about to say is going to sound a little arrogant…. well, ok, a lot arrogant, but I have to say it anyway because I have faith that God gave me the gift of speaking so others can identify with me. I can say with full confidence that I can out preach nine out of ten preachers, and out teach a larger percentage of teachers than that. I am also fully confident that I can present a funny, yet touching, inspirational, or motivational speech that is clean, and meaningful to any business, civic, or professional organization in the country better than ninety percent of the professional speakers out there.
I am a Realtor by profession. I know many of you may have thought I wasn’t with Coldwell Banker anymore, and I can understand why. I have been pushing my speaking so hard that people assume I am no longer in real estate, but I am, and I would love to help you buy or sell a home.
Finally, I know many of you have seen me working at Chick-fil-A, and at two of our local sports arenas. I am thankful that God has opened the door for me in these areas. There are a lot of folks struggling to make ends meet in the current economy, and these venues have been a God send to me. There again is one of the reasons you may have assumed that I am no longer a Realtor. Well to be honest, I knew that being seen in part time jobs would hurt me as a Realtor. People want a full time Realtor. Rest assured, my first priority is to my real estate clients, and the folks I work for in my part time jobs know that.
So, if you need, or know anyone who needs a professional speaker, or guest preacher/teacher, I am your man. I am so confident in my ability to deliver that I will guarantee my services to you. If you are not completely satisfied with me, or my presentation, I will gladly refund my fee. If you need a Realtor who will listen to you and represent you, I am ready to assist you. However, if all you need is for me to refill your drink, or clean up your mess, I can do that too. I will say one more thing with full confidence, I am better at taking care of you at the Chick, or at the sports venues I work at than…oh…let’s say four and a half percent of the wait staff in the entire country. lol
Till next time,
Grump
