I don’t think it’s broken. It is a little swollen, and it’s beginning to turn a light sissy shade of blue, but it didn’t bleed so I don’t think it’s broken. Well it didn’t bleed from the inside like I thought it might, it did bleed on the outside which is kind of hard to figure out because there was nothing that should have cut it. It really might be a good thing if it is broken. I realize that for the past fifty-plus years my astoundingly amazing good looks has cause the female species to swoon when they see me. Maybe now they won’t be tempted as much as they once were.
“Kent!”
“What?”
“Get a grip, you’re hallucinating again.”
Ok, ok, I hate when that happens, the dream world is so much fun.
Let me tell how my day started. I went to a man’s house this morning to pick up some stuff. (I’ll introduce you to the stuff sometime in the next day or so.) Anyway he answered the door, and opened it up wide, which I took as an invitation to come on in. So I took a quick step and abruptly met up with a nice sparkling clean glass door. Nose first into a hard surface that I didn’t know existed. Well I should have known it existed, I’ve been to this guys house a number of times before, but I had never been there at 6:20 in the morning while it was still dark and I’ve only had one cup of coffee. I stood stunned for a moment. I had almost knocked myself silly. My nose hurt, my neck hurt, and my pride hurt. I finally reached up to feel the ole snoz and discovered blood. I had no idea that my nose was sharp enough to cut itself but I bled like a stuck hog for the next thirty minutes.
Anyway, I’m not letting a little messed up nose ruin my day. I’ve got work to do, work having to do with the stuff I picked up this morning while my nose was gushing. Like I said, I’ll let you know about that stuff as soon as I can. I am excited about what I’m about to introduce to the world, and I hope you will be excited when you see it.
Ladies please have my nose in your “thoughts and prayers” the world is ugly enough as it is, so it wouldn’t be right for my rugged good looks to be taken from you.
“KENT!
“OK!!!”
Till next time,
Grump